DISCLAIMERS:

• This website contains a pile of words pointlessly strung together in a futile attempt to make sense of a truly screwed up world - actually it's a virtually endless series of 1's and 0's that coalesce to form these pointless words, but that's just semantics.
  
  
• Anything that actualy works in this website is in fact a mistake. The creator of this site disavows any knowledge of what he is doing.
  
  
• Things that don't work are to be expected. ie. links to where ever I try to set them up to. In the event they do in fact work, see the above stipulation.
  
  
• This website is made almost entirely of recycled (read: ripped off) material although some original ideas do appear here and there. Any similarity to any other website, living or dead, will have to be dealt with a shrug of the shoulders.
  
  
• No animals were harmed in the design and construction of this website although a few politicians lost their lives and the national security of two small Third-world countries was compromised.
  
  
• All facts presented here are just that. FACTS. Anybody with an opinion to the contrary is clearly wrong.
  
  
• This website contains ideas, thoughts and humour that some up-tight, narrow-minded, right-wing people who are unable to think for themselves may find offensive --- Life can sometimes be that way --- Deal with it.
  
  
• Clicking on any link (on this site or any other) constitutes acceptance of agreement of the above statement. For that matter, having read this far does too.
  
  
• Furthermore, keep in mind that your life is a test - and only a test. If it were an actual life you would have been given additional instructions about where to go, what to do and how to do it. The fact that you've reached this site, a heterogeneous action involving words and pictures, or so I'm told, is an indication that you are too intelligent to be here in the first place. OK, maybe that's a little strong, but isn't heterogeneous a really cool word? Well, enough about you, on with the specifics.
  
  
• "JUXTAPOSITION" - I put that there because my friend Brenda thinks it's a cool word.
  
  
• Shit Happens

• "I would rather build my life around things that really count, rather than things that are merely countable"
         -- Author unknown

• "Forests precede civilizations and deserts follow."
        -- Chateaubriand

• "Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal"
        -- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

• "Whatever you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important to do It."
        -- Mohatma Gandhi

• "The world will not evolve past its current state of crisis by using the same thinking that created the situation."
        -- Albert Einstein

• "Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
        -- Theodosius Dobzhansky

• "Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple"
        -- Author Unknown

• "The time is always right to do what is right"
        -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

• "Sometimes, If you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known."
        -- Christopher Robin

• "We must teach our children ... to resolve their conflicts with words, not weapons"
        -- Bill Clinton after the Colorado school shooting, during NATO bombings of Yugoslavia

• "The corporate grip on opinion in the United States is one of the wonders of the Western world. No First World Country have ever managed to eliminate so entirely from its media all objectivity - much less dissent.
        -- Gore Vidal, author

• "If this planet were under observation by biologists from another world, I think they would look at us and say, 'Here is a species in the mid-stages of self-destruction' "
        -- E.O. Wilson, biologist

• "If you become very rich, even become a millionaire or a billionaire, on the day of your death, no matter how much money you have in the bank, there isn't any little piece of it that you can take with you. The death of a rich person and the death of a wild animal, each is just the same."
        --Dalai Lama

• "I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing."
       -- Author Unknown

• "Some people will do anything rather than be here now."
        --John Lennon

• "As we restore the environment, wildlife will thank us...simply by their presence."
       -- Schulte

• "The same thing happened today that happened yesterday - only to different people"
        -- Walter Winchell

• "To understand just one life, you have to swallow the entire world"
        -- Salmon Rushdie, Author

• "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated"
        -- Mohatma Gandhi

• "When one tugs at a single thread in nature, you find it attached to the entire world"
        -- John Muir, Conservationist (1838 - 1914)

• "Overthrowing the rich is not only necessary, it's a also a hell of a lot of fun"
        -- Jello Biafra, Dead Kennedys

• "All violence consists in some people forcing others, under threat of suffering or death, to do what they do not want to do."
        -- Leo Tolstoy.

• "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has".
        -- Margaret Mead

• "I think.......therefore I'm overqualified"
        -- Author unknown

• "We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can not have both"
        -- Louis Brandeis, U.S. Supreme Court Justice 1916-1939

• "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored"
        -- Aldous Huxley

• "There are two types of laws: just and unjust. I would be the first to advocate obeying just laws. One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws."
        -- Dr. Martin Luthur King Jr.

• "Americans have been taught that their nation is civilized and humane. But, too often, U.S. actions have been uncivilized and inhumane."
        -- Howard Zinn

• "Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows them?"
        -- Obi Wan Kinobe, Jedi Knight

• "I respecfully decline the invitation to join your hallucenation"
        -- Dilbert, pop culture icon

• "What many now call 'growth' will soon be seen as accelerated decay."
        -- Dan Fiscus

• "My job - I was put here to stir up some shit - to be the Cheez Whiz in the caviar of life"
        -- Mojo Nixon, Rock star and Elvis worshiper

• "Our ignorance is not so vast as our failure to use what we know."
        -- M.K. Hubbert

• "If those in charge of our society -- polititions, corporate executives, and owners of press and television -- can dominate our ideas, they will be secure in their power. They will not need soldiers patrolling the streets. We will control ourselves."
        -- Howard Zinn

• "Darkness can not drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate can not drive out hate; only love can do that"
        -- Dr. Martin Luthur King Jr.

• "I don't know why, I'ld rather be dead than cool"
        -- Kurt Cobain, Nirvana -- dead guy

• ". . . . after the last fish has been caught, only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."
        -- Cree Indian Prophecy

• "We abuse land because we regard it as a commodity belonging to us. When we see land as a community to which we belong, we may begin to use it with love and respect."
        -- Aldo Leopold

• "We are seeking an explanation for this "progress" that goes against life. We are demanding that this kind of progress stop, that oil exploitation in the heart of the earth is halted, that the deliberate bleeding of the earth stop."
        -- Statement from the U'wa People, August 8, 1998

• "...And it's getting so that I can't tell the difference between ABC news, Hill Street Blues, and the preacher on 'The Old Time Gospel Hour'......stealing money from the sick and the poor. Well the God I believe in isn't short of cash MISTER!"
        -- Bono,  U2 - Rattle and Hum

• "Religion as a philosophical, moral guide is something I have great respect for. Religion as ritual, religion as dogma, is something I've come to detest.
        -- Raj Pannu, Former Alberta NDP Leader

• "Every man of humane conviction must decide on the protest that best suits his convictions, but we must all protest"
        -- Dr. Martin Luthur King Jr.

• "Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple"
        -- Author unknown

• "They tell us that we live in a free republic. That is too much even for a joke. They tell us that our instititions are democratic, that we are a self-governing people... Wars throughout history have been fought for conquest and plunder... The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles."
        -- Eugene Victor Debs - Socialist

• "History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people."
        -- Dr. Martin Luthur King Jr.

• "War does not determine who is right. War only determines who is left"
        -- Author unknown

• "Live long and prosper"
        -- Mr. Spock, Vulcan